The other day I got to hang out with 2 of my favorite cousins, KR and Moe. Though in the past we have participated in various exploits such as secret-fort building, skinny-dipping, and skydiving, we decided to tone it down a bit and wander around the local expo center signing up for as many free things and prize drawings as humanly possible. (And yet we managed not to win anything...)
A Few of My Favorite Things:
KR angering people by not buying their stuff. First was the ill-mannered blonde hairdresser who only straightened half of KR's hair because she wouldn't buy a $125 hair straightener. Also the massage man who (jokingly?) threatened to call security after KR likened his massage tool to a sander. (Well it did look like one.) And let's not forget the eyeliner lady who was giving out "free samples" which turned out to be her drawing on KR's arm with various colors of eyeliner. She looked a bit miffed when KR wouldn't buy her $30 eyeliner.
Free facials by a beauty school set up on-site. Mine involved an LED light being run over my face and various lotions with fancy environmental names being applied after that.
The Trendy Announcer who announced that "Mandy has been coming to the What a Women Wants Show for 38 years and has never won anything, so today she gets an Ambush Makeover!" After we all looked at Mandy and realized that she was only around 30 years old, Ms. Trendy Announcer realized her gaffe and started making up an elaborate story about how "Mandy" was a 300-year-old vampire and didn't look like she could possibly be over thirty, ha ha, etc. Deliciously awkward.
Catching up on gossip.
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You went Sky diving?
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